A Phallic Universe Is No Joke

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An outstanding discovery has recently been made by German scientists in astronomy. Earlier, it was believed that the cosmos has the shape of the Eiffel Tower with the only difference that is does not end anywhere. Now, a purely scientific research conducted by the country-men of Albert Einstein, has proved an unbelievable fact: the outer space is shaped as a huge phallus. Pictures and diagrams are hanging all over astronomy laboratories all over the world.

The reason of the cosmos having such a shape can be explained via mathematical conclusions: the space fabric has to maintain its due configuration, and the phallic outline is obviously the most suitable one for managing the universal order.

The universities in Germany have supported the new directions of astronomic research and are in the vanguard of explorations. Who knows, maybe, we’ll have some new discoveries in the near future, all considering the astonishing phallic shape of the universe?

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